Tub-of-Lard Barb

Someone who is incredibly lazy, or won't pitch in to help.

Want to help us out here you Tub-of-lard Barb?

by girlygirl88 May 27, 2018

Texan Meat Lard

a 'texan meat lard' is another way to describe someone named 'dirt'

the texan meat lard (dirt) sent me this

by dirtntooty April 28, 2022

lardy

An adjective to describe a congealed substance that resembles animal lard in appearance.

Chelsey's chicken soup sat in the fridge all semester; now it's all lardy.

by tombomb10 May 4, 2011

lard up

What fat Americans do in the nearest fast food restaurant.

- Hey Jenny, lets go lard up at KFC!

by Enclave Razorback June 1, 2016

lard

animal fat

or a person thats really fat and thinks it super funny

a funny looking fat thing

Jabba the Hut.... what a lard?!?
Put some lard on that pan girl!?!

by meaniewtf June 8, 2009

larding

1. When you do nothing of value for extended periods of time.

2. Not leaving your couch, with the exception of a food run, or bowel movement.

This sunday is perfect. I've been larding on my sofa for hours.

by jabba the slut October 12, 2011

LUARN

Luarn is a name of Name of A power couple. This Couple is unprecedented. Luarn Coming Form Two names Lucy and Arnold turns out to be a very Unique and Sweet name that many have never heard of. It’s a whole new name to many But a treasure to the beloved and unprecedented Couple. Well people love but then Luarn gives love meaning and to all those who have not Known what love is, You could borrow a leaf from Luarns. Everything about these two love birds is just so unique and May be one can conclude by saying everyone needs a Lucy or Arnold in the Life. May the good Lord continue Blessing the power Couple.

If you think about Love, Think about Luarns.
Boy: But do you know Love doesn’t Exist?
Girls: Oh No... that’s before you meet the Luarns.
The Luarns Believe that if Loving each other was wrong, then none of them ever wants to be right.

by Animis Optimum Legalis. February 24, 2020