logic-chopping

The practice of engaging in excessively pedantic argument, going to the extreme and unnecessary intricacies.
"Let the Almighty step in and arrange things in a proper way. No more logic-chopping!"
used by the Indian revolutionary Bhagat Singh in his essay - Why I am an Atheist, while ridiculing the theists for their ultra-philosophical answers of grief in the world and God's role in it.
by mdadilhn May 19, 2016
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CSI Logic

A way of figuring out what is going to happen in any television show--particularly CSI--because of universal constants of things that just have to happen in the show (read examples). This isn't because of the episode itself, but because of the formula of the show. This includes game shows, dramas, sitcoms, anime and even video games.
"He can't be the bad guy, it's only five minutes into the episode!"

"New person on the team for no reason? He's totally the murderer. Typical CSI logic."

"The main character isn't gonna die, there's still like 500 more episodes left!"

"I knew someone was going to die, because it's the series finale."

"He's not going to win the million dollars, there's only like five minutes left!"

"It's an anime about an MMORPG, the main character has to marry the first female character he meets."
by Ferriswheel31 November 27, 2012
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Haley logic

Haley logic is a series of thought process consisting of pure crackheadery. It has a minimum of .1% accuracy and is confusing as hell.
Person 1:“Imagine if trees could walk”?

Person 2: tf kinda Haley logic u using😂
by I.think.itz.fine October 22, 2019
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Lylah Logic

Logic that doesn't exactly make sense to normal people, but it makes sense because Lylah said it.
This Logic may be confusing at times, but in the end, the logic said by Lylah is correct. Just because she said it is.
Lylah: You're gay because I said so.
Person: That doesn't make sense.
Lylah: It doesn't have to, its Lylah Logic.
by TheBestPersonEverToExist June 30, 2022
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Zelda Logic

Physics or logic so rediculously stupid , you'd have to be in Hyrule (or Termina) for it to make sense
Friend: Wait so when I restart the three days I loose all my arrows, money ,bombs, and fairies , but I don't lose my bow , bomb bag ,or bottles? How does that work?
Me: Zelda Logic
by HiroTS February 15, 2015
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PR Logic

A term used when an item, event, or entity in-game is considered illogical and does not reflect what would happen in real life. Also, many people hate PR logic, they say it's unfair, not understandable, and not even explainable.
Noob: HOW?! This water shouldn't have killed me!
Intermediate: Some water kills you, some water doesn't. Must be PR logic.
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Troy logic

Who fucking knows!
Completely illogical!
Makes you tilt your head and think... "seriously!? "
"I tell you I love you, that's enough affection" , hmmm must be Troy logic
by SoulCrazy13 April 05, 2018
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