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Lion Ass

The newest way of stating that someone is lying. Also can be used as a "reverse psychology' to get someone to prove something.
John: The girl I went out with last night was so sexy.

James: Lion Ass!! You were out with your brother last night! I saw you!!

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Carlos: I got a new tattoo!!!
Jeremy: Ooh, cool! Send a pic!
Carlos: Uhh, I cant.
Jeremy: Why not? Hmm, Lion ass!! you aint got no tattoo!!! Prove it!! Pics or lie!!
by w00t & M9 May 11, 2009
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Lion King

by Jeff October 14, 2003
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A sexual position much loved by women of ancient Greece; mentioned in Aristophanes' "Lysistrata".
Last night, we tried the Lioness on The Cheese Grater and I came twice.
by Pr0m3th3u$ April 19, 2009
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Linsux

A slang, derrogatory term for the Linux operating system. Similar to the term Windoze.
Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
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lion roper

A derogatory phrase for a black male used in reference to his primitive abilities to hunt animals and to catch and kill live prey.
Hey look, another lion roper drinking a 40 in front of the liquor store.
by hector the reflector July 26, 2007
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Lion King

During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)
"Look at the veins in my forearms" -Cueball
"What Happened?" -Rodwell
"I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night" -Cueball
"You're a god..." -Rodwell
by jrodwell1013 September 17, 2014
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shit sticks to the lion

synonym.

When the shit hits the fan, only a lot worse. Think about it; if you throw shit at a fan, the worst thing that will happen is shit will go everywhere. If you throw shit at a lion, it's going to chase your ass.
1.
AS: man, if I don't get this project finished, the shit's going to hit the fan
JT: that's nothing, I'm wearing my girlfriend's underwear; if she finds out, the shit's going to stick to the lion

2. where you going to be when the shit sticks to the lion?!
by twotoTandy March 26, 2008
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