No-Lifeing

No-Lifeing is the art of playing games, being on the computer, or any other art which doesn't involve social contact - for a long period of time.

Man i've been on reinet for 1 week already... I'm still wondering when my no-lifeing streak will end.

by Haxx0r September 3, 2005

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a life

Something most people including you do in fact not possess because either they are anti-social(like me), are complete assholes to everyone, or a hipster.

"you do not have a life. And your friend next to you doesn't have one either, you dumb shits."

by Sir Fags-A-Lot May 4, 2017

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...

Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 29, 2005

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