Hot Lettuce

When you find something random (preferably food) really attractive.

A: Why are you just staring at that sandwich?
B: Have you ever thought about how hot food can be?
A: Hot as in 'hot' hot. No.

B: Shame, because this is some Hot Lettuce.

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 August 29, 2016

Baby Lettuce

N. The anal opening of a person under the age of consent; it is a reference to the slang term tossing the salad

Man, I was everywhere on her. I gave her baby lettuce a pound of tongue, and made her cum twice.

by HaydenX September 5, 2007

Lettuce Pray

When you do a semi spiritual dance, usually done in Washington DC, where you put your legs in a ballet position, put your hands in a praying position and sing "what do you want on your hamburger? Lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY" and dance to it. If done correctly the salad man will dance on ur face

Christel: Show me your salad dance!
Gianna: i usually only do it in DC
Christel: aw please!
Gianna: ok! What do you want on your hamburger lettuce PRAY lettuce PRAY *summons lettuce man*
Christel: what a bad idea

by Lllovaticcc February 12, 2015

head lettuce

another name for hair

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"

by omglols1 August 7, 2009

Wet Lettuce

When a woman rubs her labia on someone’s face. The female version of a turkey slap.

You should have seen how drunk Kyle was at the party, he passed out on the floor and Monica gave him the best wet lettuce ever!

by WettLett March 28, 2018

lettuce crinkler

A fart so smelly that it instantly wilts lettuce

She ate so much guacamole today her farts are Lettuce crinklers.

by smelly nelly March 6, 2014

Lucifer's Lettuce

Slang for : Marijuana

Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?

How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?

by Paintedqueen August 29, 2018