depression laundry

the weeks+ worth of dirty laundry that piles up when you’re depressed and can’t be bothered to wash it

I can’t today, I’m busy doing my 4 loads of depression laundry I ignored this month.

by Jumó.Sam July 21, 2021

Fuck laundry

The clothes and shoes pulled off (usually by the door) in your hurry to get to boning.

I can tell my roommate has a 'guest' because of the fuck laundry left immediately inside the door.

by Riot Gere February 16, 2022

laundry it

to laundry your clothes

" I laundried this shirt last night "
" That shirt is dirty, you should laundry it. "

by fatifartz February 18, 2022

Laundry Room

When you finish in the belly button.

Hey, she let me finish in the laundry room!

What?

I finished a load with some lint.

by Rickits91 February 20, 2022

Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.

In my opinion, he's a horny nigga laundry basket.

by darth yourmom August 9, 2021

Laundry Basket

call your friend this when a substitute teacher asks their name. trust me.

his name is laundry basket but likes being called LB

by Dusty_Bath June 5, 2021

dumb laundry

dumb laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈdəm ˈlȯn-drē): laundry lacking intelligence : STUPID. //

“I want to wash my clothes but the DUMB LAUNDRY machines are either broken, occupied, or too old to even function anymore.”

by smartlaundryfan June 8, 2021