cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006

lapped up

basically when a guy is really close next to you and tries to make everyone leave the room and turns off the lights but you just see him as a friend you tell your friends to explain the proximity of him near you you tell them he is lapped up on you

Guys we were literally lapped up with each other.

by R Kelly golden shower April 1, 2021

LaPerche

The most epikk last name given to only the most amazing human beings known to existence who also happen to be french.

"That LaPerche knows what's up!"

by misspoopalot May 2, 2010

lamped

to get shit faced or high as hell

Bra, im hella LAMPED right now

by tone rangers July 5, 2007

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

Lapper

The Canadian term for a lap dance

Me n' the boys are goin out to the rippers tonight for some half price lappers.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

lily lapper

one who licks lilies. aka pussy

I love to go to Tory's house because he is a wonderful lily lapper and makes me cum really quickly.

by miss nasty noname July 26, 2010