Ketchupified 

When you drown someone in ketchup or attack them with it.
Or Ketchupifision as in a battle of ketchup.

Pronounciation: Ke-chuh-pi-fah-ee-d

You just got ketchupified!

Ketchupified by Tomano August 10, 2010

Ketchup Cook 

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.

Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.

Ketchup Cook by Murrey from Michigan December 18, 2010

Ketchuptio 

The delicious coupling of Ketchup and Tapatio Hot Sauce

Dude you said there would be Ketchuptio at this party, did you just cuauhtemock me?

Ketchuptio by Mizzlenike April 8, 2012

Ketchup Roulette 

A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.

"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."

Ketchup Roulette by DopeManDog July 31, 2016

Ketchurrhea 

The non ketchup liquid that inadvertently comes out of a ketchup bottle when you haven't shaken it up first.

The party was ruined when Steven laced the hotdogs with a bad case of ketchurrhea.

Ketchurrhea by cyburbob June 25, 2016

Ketchup Shit 

Ketchup shit is the stuff that comes out ya ass when ya be eating tha chipotle too much.

Mike: Eyo whats uppppppp Why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I ate chipotle and my shit was like ketchup it was like a ketchup shit man

Ketchup Shit by Shadowduck July 25, 2016

Ketch 

Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup

Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?

Ketch by BusStop112 November 25, 2017