Heavy body armour kink

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.

yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...

by gay shit January 14, 2022

ex girlfriend kink

a sexual attraction to your friends ex girlfriends, therfore breaking the bro code. disgusting!

Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!

by Kumbear December 16, 2022

Klinkers the gay lion

"Klinkers" is the gay lion, so called because of his huge, shaggy mess of hair. He can be seen stalking the O2 store

Did you see Klinkers the gay lion today?

Yeah, he offered me a bum and a Blackberry

by Lou_beck May 23, 2010

kink

Someone who is kinky may be called a kink.

Said person generally has a fetish(es) seen as abnormal to the public, ie. biting, bondage/bsdm, public sex, spanking, tranny sex, etc.

Shy girls tend to be, although surprizing to the male population, kinks.

A: Sydney seems like such a prude. She needs to get laid.

B: No, she's a pretty big kink. She lets me tie her up and give it to her up the bum.

by GinevraC: February 27, 2010

Pee Kink

I dunno why you'd be looking this up, you weirdo but a pee kink is just like what it sounds. You have a thing for peeing.

"Ew, did you hear that, Michelle has a pee kink"

by What. The. Fork January 30, 2021

Kinkoid

n. (Blend of Kinko's & Android) term refering to an employee of a Kinko's / Fedex-Kinko's retail center. Originally a term used by company main office to refer to the 'grunt' employees in the field now in common use at the center level. Updated term "Fedinkoid" in use also since Fedex Acquired the company.

(from the corporate office):

That lousy Kinkoid just can't seem to impliment new policies--she just doesn't care about compliance.

by Former Copymonkey May 3, 2006

kink monkey

Refering to anyone considered to be horny, kinky, or sexually permiscuous

Bob: She is such a kink monkey!
Josh: Why?
Bob: she fucked me 10 times and was still ready for more!!!
Josh: Holy mother of shit!

by Michelle13 November 15, 2007