Kiwi

The act of one having a small penis.

Yooo, William has a kiwi?!

by DarkWingAndNightHawk March 28, 2011

kiwi

Team Kiwi, people who do stupid things

Jumping out of a tree onto a soiled mattress

by NK April 15, 2003

Real kiwi hours

The time of day, usually between 2pm and 5pm when you're just tired of walking around doing normal every day stuff so you internally pray to the gods of chaos that the world ends cause you're just too pussy to kill yourself, and then you just text your friends saying "hi" and continue on living your life normally.

Yo wud up cuz, *moves head to the side* wud up blood!!!, both pull out their guns *shots fired*, *woman screaming* "call 911!!", a guy from the end of the street witnesses it all, *thinks to himself* "man... Looks like I'll be having some real kiwi hours today!".

by Real kiwi hours February 7, 2018

kiwi

a small, hairy squaking fruit

drew is a kiwi, josh's mom is a kiwi

by mike hunt September 29, 2003

Kiwi's

Another term for the testicals ,DooDads, balls ,figs, nuts

Hey,whats's wrong with Ned? He is screaming like his Kiwi's got caught in the car door!

I know I'm getting old when I sit down to heave a havana and my Kiwi's hit the water!

by Jorge.D May 15, 2006

Kiwi

It is the new word for lol, but its only when its a super duper loling moment in which you say kiwi ... or if u feel like it.

"Can you remember miss renow falling over in the classroom, lol"
"OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY SHE SKATEBOARDED ON THE FOLDER KIWI!!"
":L Everytime i go into the history room i just laugh lol"

by ktxoxoxkt March 1, 2009

Ninja Kiwi

Identified as american for their excessive use of awesome. They ruined SAS4 and proven in their Bloons TD series that they need balancing lessons.

What do valve and Ninja Kiwi have in common?
They can't balance for shit

by Evil Toe September 4, 2018