Asian Kite Porn

"Asian Kite Porn" is by definition the act of three or more Asians (typically two men and a woman) utilizing or riding kites during sex and are filmed doing so. It's an ancient technique, kite sex. The first recorded act of kite sex was 300 A.D. in the small village of Kung Pau Poo in Southern China. Asian Kite Porn became a legitimate part of the adult media industry in the late 1930's and is still very popular in the Asian Fetish community today.

Uno -"Dude, those Asian's on the tube are having kite sex!"

Dos -"Dude, this s*** is straight f***ed up! But i can't stop watching it... it's so damn graceful!"

Uno -"Terrible word choice, dude... this s*** is majestic. I think I'm in love with Asian Kite Porn!"

by JTizzo September 24, 2011

Bodeh Kitteh

A kitten or cat that is completely comprised of a body. No limbs, only a face, body and tail.

Hey whats with your doorstop, it doesn't have any limbs?!

Oh yeah, it's a bodeh kitteh

by McBabyMcBabyMcBaby October 1, 2011

Everything and a kite.

It means to encompas everything. Because we are never satisfied with what we get, so why not throw a kite in there?

This was from Ray Romano's book titled, "Everything and a Kite" (1998). He was describing what one of his twins said when Ray asked him what he wanted for his birthday.

I was going to the store to buy his birthday present, and asked him what he wanted.
He looked up from his cereal and said:

"Everything and a kite." (Romano129)

by Monster Hal August 7, 2011

kita

a ship between Rita K and Kai S. The most perfect ship.

They might not think Kita is real, but everyone knows it’s real.

Kita is the most perfect ship right ?

by kitaforlife April 21, 2018

Kites of the Round Table

Refers to city councils, especially those of small towns, that posture for cameras and reporters and talk loudly while dragging their feet and bickering about issues that do not matter in the real world. Derived from Knights of the Round Table. Kite as in held to Earth(the real world) by a thin, easilly broken thread, changing directions with the wind, and Round Table as in the ridiculously large conference tables in most council chambers. Usually the smaller the town, the larger the table and the self image of such council. Used in a sarcastic or deragatory manner. No racial application.

We could have had a really nice park for the kids, but the Kites of the Round Table shut that down in favor of an imaginary street that goes nowhere so that they could raise property taxes again.

by i'el abshira January 7, 2008

Tawny Kitaen

When you pop a zit and a white, snake-like, pus stream comes out.

I had a Tawny Kitaen in my Bermuda Triangle (3 zits forming a triangle on one's forehead). She came out nice and smooth.

by J. Kidd February 9, 2009

marin kitagawa

i literally have no idea about this girl, shes from an anime and she has big boobs and thighs🤷 ♂️idek

"my homeboy just cummed on his marin kitagawa bodypillow and i sent it to his family groupchat LOL"

by Signori December 8, 2022