Mah Keys

This phrase is used in response to a posted link that is obviously a keylogger. The person who says it acts as if he/she has been keylogged.
TC: Free Moneyz at www.keylogger.lol
Random Dude: MAH KEYS!
by dunefrost October 02, 2009
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alicia keys

well alicia keys is pretty soulful and original, is definatley an insperational to all. you know you love her!
me: so did u cop that new album by alicia keys yet?
you: yes ths woman is UNBREAKABLE!
by the one and only! December 07, 2005
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major key

Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
Major Key - Trust no one

Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.
by ItsMeMaxK January 28, 2016
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Windows key

A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.

For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.

However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."

"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
by Robot Quartet February 02, 2004
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asleep at the keys

To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.

The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:

Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"

At 7:51 AM:

Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
by DrJonas February 16, 2010
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church key

a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)
Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.
by Light Joker January 21, 2006
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key generator

A program that uses brute force to obtain a valid product key for a software product. This is often used to bypass Microsoft's product activation without installing a crack.
My friend used a key generator to get a product key for her copy of Microsoft Office, since she didn't have the COA.
by computer_guy February 18, 2008
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