Keyboard Warriors

A keyboard warrior is a bitch/nigga who acts tough on social media behind a screen but in life they are quiet and don't wanna post up

Keyboard warriors
Them on social:” I will beat the living shit out of you”👿
Them in life:............👀

by Okkkurrrrt November 14, 2019

Keyboard spam

When someone gets super excited online (mostly on fanfiction sites) and spams letters on a keyboard in a comment out of excitement. (ex. nfdicuneihdnxo, shnedjhxnudlios;', or even jeduhjednhxjksn.)

"nkgrfhnchkjesmwjlskdnb he's so pretty guys!" Said user Bloop98 on wattpad. They proceeded to apologise for the keyboard spam and form coherent words.

by Firespirit979 November 16, 2021

keyboard courage

When someone who is shy in person becomes very friendly or outgoing on a social network such as Facebook.

Girl: Johnny finally asked me out by sending me a Facebook message.
Friend: Hmm...seems he had a case of keyboard courage.

by jessputput November 21, 2010

Alphabetical Keyboard

Something that is completely useless. The original keyboard of the "alphabet" before it was replaced with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

Guy1: I love my Alphabetical keyboard!

Guy2: You weirdo, none even remembers the alphabet these days...

by MacGamer115 December 18, 2012

keyboard-fu

Expertise in the usage of computer keyboards, especially through the use and knowledge of many "Hot Keys", i.e. combinations of keyboard buttons when used together to produce some given action.

The keyboard-fu move for this is Command + Option + Shift + s, which brings up the Save for Web Devices menu.

by Ben L in Paris December 21, 2007

Keyboard smashing

The act of combining letters symbols and sometime numbers to create a nonsensical sentence used to describe emotions to strong for words. Often used by gays, Twitter stans, and bottoms

Person A: Hey look at this Yeonjun Edit to that 6ft tall audio

Person B: Hghdugjeisgvbf

Person A: what..?

Person B: sorry, I was keyboard smashing

by Yeonjun is 6ft tall September 7, 2021

Keyboard Spaz

Someone who doesn't have words to express something and they pound on the keyboard to show how excited/angry they are. Can also be used as a noun to describe the text of a keyboard spaz.

-internet chat room-
Person 1: Did you hear? Someone baked a 400 pound brownie!
Person 2: 823yu4iwhjfkfisdhsadknf;sdjfhoasuidfhsa REALLY?!!!??!!?!!?!
Person 1: Keyboard spaz much?

by Mitchmich May 6, 2010