Jonah

a kid who's ugly and nobody likes him because of that.

Ya, that kid is probably a Jonah.

by rachelz May 17, 2018

Jokano

An erruption of jokes from one or more people.

Paul: **says awesome joke**
**everyone laughs**
Jack: **says awesome jokes**
**everyone laughs**

ETC. (must be more than 3 consecutive jokes to be a Jokano)

by Washboard Abs May 4, 2010

jonah fat butler

some one thats soooooo fat that they need to put butter on there hips to make it through the door. .. they also enjoy collecting shit tequila and they think there cool about everything...also they buy things that they think they can sell but it never really works out... p.s. they have a brother named jensen who has falling-down syndrome

holy shit! theres a jonah fat butler!!!!

by dickcheck12345 October 20, 2010

Jonah

A long-established expression among sailors uses the term, "Jonah", to mean a sailor or a passenger whose presence on board brings bad luck and endangers the ship. The meaning is based on the Biblical prophet Jonah. Later, this meaning was extended to mean, "a person who carries a jinx, one who will bring bad luck to any enterprise."

Every time Bob comes climbing with us someone gets hurt; the man is a Jonah.

by Benjamin Driscoll September 7, 2019

jonah

a guy who's hot and loyal

he's such a Jonah

by jonah marais is beautiful December 1, 2019

Jonah

A Jonah is a nutcase of a person with a dirty mind and a crazy personality. He’ll say the most random shit and will always make you smile. Jonahs will keep you up all night and always be free for a midnight convo, that will leave you in hysterics. He has lots of friends but a smaller friendship group that adore him and will do the weirdest thing ever with him. If you have a Jonah you are very lucky

Friend: I’m so tired I was on my phone TIL 3am last night

Other friend: With who?
Friend: Guess.

Other friend: Jonah

by 1234 England April 11, 2020

Jona-Tart

a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.

"my nickname is pop-tart. omg im a jona-tart. the new flavour of pop-tarts. CRAZY GOOD"!

by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008