floppy johnson

The act of whipping your junk out and slapping sum1 one anywhere on there body.

Lil BowWow: I just got a floppy johnson in the fac.

Mom: By who?

Lil BowWow: Mike Jones! Bitch

Mom: Who?

Lil BowWow: and it stung he hit me in the forhead!

by Evan Fedronski December 7, 2005

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Gary Johnson

an odd but really awesome person, place or thing

he's not weird, he's Gary Johnson

by Justin Varghese July 24, 2006

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Needle dick johnson

a person with a small dick that looks like a needle or another very small object like a strand of hair

jorge from somers point has such a needle dick johnson thats why he doesnt get girls and cuz he looks like a horse

by poop in my pussy December 31, 2008

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silky johnson

arose from the player hater of the year, Silky Johnson. Denotes a dapper-dressing man, usually sporting polyester. Always ready with a witty quip to defame someone.

"That nigga'z a reel silky johnson."

"Bucknasty, what can i say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan.. It looks bombed-out and depleted.." -Silky Johnson

by jimmy j souf side STL July 3, 2004

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The definition of a good wide reciever. He talks the talk, and can back that shit up, because he has amassed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the NFL. There is only one real Ocho Cinco baby, and he is here to stay.

There are three things guaranteed in life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Number 85 will ALWAYS be open

Here's a question, take your time, its a tough one.
How do you stop Number 85?
Answer: You can't baby, nothing can stop Chad Johnson.

by BIG YETI DICK November 9, 2006

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