Jive Turkey

someone who doesnt grind and cant do anything right

"OMG, bret's such a jive turkey"

by 2k72 June 23, 2016

jive

N. and v.
Slang for booze. This convenient word allows inconspicuous conversations about alcohol between adolescents.

Party-er 1: You jivin' tonight?
Party-er 2: Is the pope a catholic?

under-18: Hey man can you get me some jive?
18 yr old: Fo shiz

by choxo October 12, 2006

jive

The Indestructible Beat of Soweto townships. If have not heard it then you dont know true music.

The of township jive blasted through the neoghbourhood streets

by Pipecock Jackstone, the detective from outerspace June 24, 2003

jiversen

a person who fucks their dog, then eats there shit.
similar of that of a feltch

"ew! look at that girl eating her dog's shit!"
"oh my god! shes a jiversen!"

by jizzle12345 August 19, 2008

jive

this word means that you are very cool

"you aint jive..im jive..ima jive turkey!!"

by Julie!! July 21, 2004

Jive

Jive is a style of clothing and lifestyle. Jive style consist of Nike dunk sb, Nike dunk, Nike Blazer, LRG, Stussy, and hip-hop clothing. Jive clothing style can also consist of skinny jeans, boys as well. Jive boys/girl where thick rimmed glasses, bandanas, and fitted hats as accesories.Jive kids listen to non stop rap such as kanye west, pharelll, lil wayne, and lupe fiasco. It is a cross between gangsta/hood/ skater/scene.
Jive kids dont shop at the mall, they get EVERYTHING online

xx;omg did u see that kid tht had the dino jrs. and pink skinnies!?!?

oo:yeah and tht bandana hes wearing made hm lok so jive!

by zach goldstein December 29, 2007

penis jive

One of the many phrases George Hoefer has created out of insane loser-dome, this phrase in particular refers to George's (homo)sexual orientation.

George is all about the penis jive.

by Caley Hughes March 8, 2005