This girl is beautiful and amazing in all ways. She is liked by everyone except the people who are jealous of her. This girl is truly breathe taking. Anyone around her will be amazed by her nice personality. She is funny and sometimes playful but a pleasure to be around.
by Name Game October 31, 2011
Get the Jessica Baker mug.A being, female, made entirely of stardust, always ready to shine, but sometimes burns too brightly only to burst into flame and become dust once again, ready to repeat the process.
"I can't keep my eyes off of that Jessi in the corner there. Do you see how brightly her eyes glow with excitement? How her tinkling little laugh fills the room? How a simple glance your way will stupefy?"
"..Yeah.." (Gazes in the general direction of the Jessi, as is blinded by beauty, but still wants to look on)
"..Yeah.." (Gazes in the general direction of the Jessi, as is blinded by beauty, but still wants to look on)
by callmeIshmaelplease November 22, 2009
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Get the Jessica mug.The most beautiful creation god has ever made with a big booty and the most beautiful hair any guy would be lucky to have but there's only one person who really matches her and its name is dylan
person 1: yo did you see that chick shes totally a Jessica
person 2: yeah man to bad shes going out with that dylan kid
person 2: yeah man to bad shes going out with that dylan kid
by EverythingIsAwesome June 2, 2015
Get the Jessica mug.an individual who has been terribly sheltered for too long. her parents still run her life, especially her father (who seems rather suspicious and creepy). she has also been spoiled, but not to a point that would ruin her personality.
jessica simpson is often credited by magazines for being one of the most attractive women in the world. unfortunately, a lot of INDIVIDUALS beg to differ. while she was blessed with a very good body, her face is not too attractive and she requires heavy makeup to bring emphasis to her eyes instead of her nose and squared jaw.
her voice is great but not exactly put to good use as far as music goes, having the back beats destroy the way she flows.
her hair is platinum blonde, much as any other pop star's. she seems quite a bit like almost all of the girls that one sees nowadays on networks such as MTV and VH1's top lists.
her intellect is questionable. televised, she seems to have the personality of a rock and a brain the size of an aspirin. whether this is an act or it is realistic is a good question.
if it is an act, she is very disrespectable for putting on such a derogatory show in order to make money, for it does not just disrespect her, but also the female gender.
if, in fact, she really is that dumb... well, i'd blame her parents for focusing more on her celebrity life than her brain, for she seems like she has the potential to be at least moderately smart.
jessica simspon, in my own opinion, is overrated and highly ANNOYING. however, many males (as well as female fans of her music and role as daisy duke in the recent production of "the dukes of hazzard") will beg to differ that she is a "blessing" and a "gift from god." that's actually just their erections talking.
jessica simpson kind of gives girls a bad name, idea, and self-image with her "innocent" personality paired with her risque behaviors/photoshoots/etc. she is slowly becoming lindsey lohan-esque.
jessica simpson is often credited by magazines for being one of the most attractive women in the world. unfortunately, a lot of INDIVIDUALS beg to differ. while she was blessed with a very good body, her face is not too attractive and she requires heavy makeup to bring emphasis to her eyes instead of her nose and squared jaw.
her voice is great but not exactly put to good use as far as music goes, having the back beats destroy the way she flows.
her hair is platinum blonde, much as any other pop star's. she seems quite a bit like almost all of the girls that one sees nowadays on networks such as MTV and VH1's top lists.
her intellect is questionable. televised, she seems to have the personality of a rock and a brain the size of an aspirin. whether this is an act or it is realistic is a good question.
if it is an act, she is very disrespectable for putting on such a derogatory show in order to make money, for it does not just disrespect her, but also the female gender.
if, in fact, she really is that dumb... well, i'd blame her parents for focusing more on her celebrity life than her brain, for she seems like she has the potential to be at least moderately smart.
jessica simspon, in my own opinion, is overrated and highly ANNOYING. however, many males (as well as female fans of her music and role as daisy duke in the recent production of "the dukes of hazzard") will beg to differ that she is a "blessing" and a "gift from god." that's actually just their erections talking.
jessica simpson kind of gives girls a bad name, idea, and self-image with her "innocent" personality paired with her risque behaviors/photoshoots/etc. she is slowly becoming lindsey lohan-esque.
by pandrea July 31, 2006
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Get the Jassim mug.When you're awake in the bed next to a sleeping girl, you masturbate and release it all over her. The key here is to make sure she sleeps and does not wake up until you have left the house as she will be shocked and confused about what is on her. Particularly good after a night of drinking.
by Ken Fisher August 31, 2005
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