Sponge Jack

A person who, when a joke is told and doesn't hear it, still laughs to try and fit in and once this person is told the joke they constantly repeat it and piss off everyone around them.

"Jack Gallop is so annoying. What a Sponge Jack!"

by MenacingMeerkat May 15, 2016

Willie Jack

To drop food on oneself while eating, particularly when the mess is visible to others.

Did you see that guy eating his dinner? He did a massive Willie Jack!

by MetalMayhem666 August 12, 2019

Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

Jumping jackass

This is someone who is aggressively, obnoxious and loudly idiotic.

Geraldo is a real jumping jackass!

by I, Wreckerrr April 16, 2021

hacking the jackoff

The subtle seduction and concurrent infiltration of the mind of an unscrupulous jerk, to gather the necessary intel to shut him down.

Hacking the jackoff shouldn't be too hard, his mind is shockingly simple, driven entirely by ego gratification and compensation.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON’D

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him.

I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson’d!

by Moon-beamer November 1, 2012

Jacksonese

Jacksonese is a language created and used by Moonwalkers. It's a mixture of Michael Jackson song titles, quotes and catchphrases.

Example of Jacksonese
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...

by BeckyMoonwalker April 30, 2014