Jabblegoffed

Astounded; taken aback. Surprised by something you find annoying or bothersome. Also a satirical way to say you’re surprised when you really aren’t.

“Wow~ I’m so jabblegoffed right now! Scared out of my wits!” (Satire)

“Why’d you jump out like that?! Had me jabbergoffed…!” (Genuine)

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

JABBOL

SLANG WORD FOR ILOVEYOU

"HOY AKI!!! ANG BASTOS MO!!! WAG KA PURO JABBOL!!"

by RAQT March 4, 2022

jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

Jabbawookie

A legendary twitch streamer who is really cool and gets load and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of views

Person #1: Hey did you watch the Jabbawookie stream yesterday
Person #2: Yh he’s so funny and hot and cool and handsome and entertaining and hilarious and awesome and a chad and a legend and the best streamer of all time
Person #1: Yeah I know right he’s so cool I’m glad you understand

by C0NVERSE October 19, 2022

Jabbitywabitty

Slang for a terrorist/bomber

Holy shit it’s a jabbitywabitty run

by Theythem brothers November 2, 2023

rabble jabble

meaningless banter used to fill the space of logical conversation

man, when my girls gets to naggin' me i can't hear anything but rabble jabble.

"hey! take out the trash or you're fired!"

"RABBLE JABBLE!"

by heet roc March 10, 2011

lost jabba's spice

The epitome of screwing up. You shouldn't make promises you cannot keep, and you will probably end up with hit men tailing you, or turned into furniture, and get your girl slurped with a big green tongue.

He used to work for a fortune 500 company till he lost jabba's spice. Now in retail

by E-nig September 15, 2016