Perma-Itch

Perma-Itch. When your pet gets stuck in a permanent loop between being itchy and scratched. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scratch me. Runs away. Comes Back. Scrat...

Brix is stuck in a perma-itch again. Needs his flee medicine.

by BrixieBoi October 29, 2021

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

gabe itches

it is used to trick people into saying gay bitches in a stream, so in a live stream someone would text something along the lines of: do a collab with gabe itches!

Timmythe15junior12345: Do a collab with gabe itches!
Streamer: Who is gaybitches?
Timmythe15junior12345: You don't know who gabe itches is?
Streamer: No?
Chat: mf you're stupid, you just said gay bitches

by bleep4238 June 8, 2023

do it itches

slang way of saying "does it itch"

you've had that weave for a month. Do it itches?

by felixata August 22, 2011

mom itch

A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.

At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch

by Rowtide May 20, 2019

itches

like "bitches."

but bitchier.

itches, man. fuckin' itches.

by itchesgetstitches September 8, 2022

Purse Itch

When a man with a mustache/stubble around the mouth area performs oral sex on a woman and gives her stubble burn on the inside of her labia.

"I saw you go home with that guy last night. He was super cute, and his mustache totally rocked!"
"Yeah, and he ate me out for hours too, it was amazing."
"Oh no, I hope he didn't give you purse itch!"

by gedderneet August 31, 2013