Covid Eye

Mike Pence's puffy bloodshot sickly eyeballs during VP debate
Bruce was watching the vice presidential debate with his roommate, Carl, and Kamala Harris walked out. "she's amazing!" Bruce exclaimed. when cameras panned to Mike Pence, Carl dropped his beer. "OMG WTF is wrong with Pence? his eyes are obviously diseased. after breathing air in White House's contagious-disease cluster looks like he's got Covid Eye!"
by Uncle Joosie October 08, 2020
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Covid Daddy

A man you think you are in deep love with but you are only really with him because covid has you bored, lonely and stir crazy.
Carrie: I can't talk to you on the phone, I have a new man in my life that I am committed to.

Man: Oh when did you guys meet?

Carrie: We haven't met yet.

Man: Ahh, so you got yourself a Covid Daddy.

Submitted by: @nasescobar316
by Nas Escobar October 26, 2020
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Covid Rich

The state of receiving, gaining, or having a steady source of wealthy financial funds, or having items or products to make you financially wealthy because of the cause of the Coronavirus or Covid-19. This state can come about being well-stocked in Lysol, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, and or Clorox wipes during the Shelter-in-Place order of 2020 during the Covid 19 pandemic. This includes essential workers who have employment and are getting paid extra funds known as "hazard pay"
"I will buy your drink, I am covid rich."

"Did you hear Jennifer has been living the high life because she knows how to sew and sell masks? She got covid rich"

"John has a works at a Target and they are paying him $2 extra an hour. He is working extra hours and he can't go spend his money at the bars, so he's become covid rich."
by Cruzzer2 June 30, 2020
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covid closed

New signs popping up in front of businesses that are failing because of covid19 virus.
My business is covid closed because of this fucking virus. It wasn't because I'm a bad businessman......just bad timing!
by JoeyBomm July 01, 2020
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Covid Divot

The indent left in my couch after quarantine from SARS-CoV-2
I should have alternated where I sat on the couch during quarantine because now there's a Covid Divot right in the middle and I can't sleep on it anymore.
by FEISTYCADAVER April 26, 2020
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Covid Nigger

Something where you just make it up, and use it to influence those around you for the sole purposes of befuddlement, and perplexin IRL Schizo Posting. Huzzah.
Black man in Lobby: Somebody called me a COVID NIGGER!
Superintendent: What?
Black man: Covid nigger, that is who I am to some.
by Noroi February 24, 2021
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Covid Donny

The opposite of a Typhoid Mary. Someone that knows all about a disease they have, but refuses to take any precautions against spreading it to other people either of out of maliciousness or narcissism.
Did you see that guy coughing all over everyone? He's a real covid donny.
by Avarinus October 07, 2020
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