uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Chalk

A Penis That Is Long And has A Sharp Point

Troy Does Not have a Chalk

by TroyChodeJigChalk May 9, 2022

Chalking

basically just have sexual intercourse in any vehicle

"He was chalking me on the plane, and he begged to do it in the car to"

by mr chalker January 10, 2025

Chalking Around

The act of putting or drawing chalk in places.

“Kayla” is chalking around right now using all the colors.

by Pokémon91 September 11, 2023

Chalk

V.) To sleep or rest

After work I'm gonna chalk.

by Goomba4 November 25, 2016

Chalking

Expressing one's political beliefs using sidewalk chalk.

My Senator ignored my requests to support a bill to affirm a woman's right to an abortion so I went chalking on the street in front of her house.

by frank3818123 May 12, 2022