Is there light in your house

How Nigerian girls stylishly say they want to have sex

Is there light in your house?? I want to charge my phone..

by A Broken Boyfriend July 31, 2019

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

is that... ok?

the term butthurt math teachers use to cover up for themselves

blaine: "multiply x by the y intercept then square the slope and divide by 7. is that... ok?"
kid 1 "wtf is he saying"
kid 2: "he look likes a frog"

by stankeypoopy December 16, 2019

Is this real life?

Or is it fantasy? Caught in a landslide. No escape from reality

Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?

Guy 1: Caught in a landslide

Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?

by Flare! April 2, 2020

is rugby gay

Yes rugby is gay. Scientists have proved it many times in the past decade. It’s a game run by pedos / nonces and it should be banned due to all the battyboys it’s created

Is rugby gay bro?
Of course although I love it!
Oi Timothy I beg you stop playing rugby you battyman

by Topshaggerpussydestroyer September 9, 2020

is your mom gay

'is your mom gay' is a common question asked my bullies at school. A correct answer is 'which one' but if they hit you with the 'both of them', you are fucked.

Person 1: Is your mom gay?
Person 2: Which one?
Person 1: Both of them.
Person 2: Fuck

by The Elite Council February 2, 2021

Is not Christmas

An annoying, nightmare-fueled, ear-destroying YouTube Video made by Sr Pelo. Part of his series, The Mokey show

Plot: Mokey is sleeping. Mokey is woken up by Momi. Momi fucking kills Mokey 15 times

Transcript excerpt:

Mokey: mmmm.....AHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMaaammm. (dirty dream)

Momi: ITSNOTKRIMAAAAAA!!

slaps mokey gets slaped

Momi: ITS NOT KRIMAS!!!

Shakes Mousd table

Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!??

Momi: WHAT IT IS MOKEY?

(mokey gets chokes sexually)

Momi: That's right, ITSNOTKRISMAH!

"Bro, If you show me Is not Christmas again, I will slap your nuts!"

by Le Carrot boi February 10, 2021