insta-mediately

Faster than instantly, sooner than immediately.

When I found out what a misogynist he was I dropped him insta-mediately!

by Redtailhawk September 19, 2009

insta-rock

When a girl is so hot you get an immediate boner.

That girl with the short skirt is an insta-rock!

by clichemichael June 26, 2010

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

Insta-Schwing

The occurance of an instant, spontaneous, and immidiate erection. Usually happens so quickly, one does not notice until one looks down or someone else points it out.

Dude I saw that picture of Zoe Deschanel and I got an insta-schwing in front of my entire family!

by SubculturalDude96 October 3, 2011

insta-real

when something gets instantly real; an awakening

He called me a bitch and shit got insta-real girl! Ya heard?

by MissMadee June 15, 2011

instacisive

Instacisive. Verb. The act, usually of a white female teenager of posting a picture to Instagram and then taking it down when it does not recieve at least 1like per minute. Stems from Instagram and indecisive

Carly's being so instacisive, she's reported a pic three times today, ugh, totally not giving her a like.

by Worried white male December 26, 2013

instafronting

Fronting on Instagram ....in other words, posting a picture on Instagram and making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.

Based on her Instagram pics I thought she had a nice car and a pretty face. One day she rolled up next to me at a red light in a 1991 Ford Escort with no filters on her mugshot. It was then that I realized she had been instafronting on me and 97 other followers.

by J Dolla of North Highlands Ca March 8, 2014