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ned

Non - Educated - Delinquent

Neds tend to hang around in groups of around 10-20. They are commonly found in Glasgow in places like Possilpark, Milton, Govan and Sighthill. They claim to be part of “Young Teams” which have named like ‘Young Tiny Gringos’ and ‘Young Blackhill Tois’.
Neds tend to wear clothes like Nike Techs and LTs etc. Nedettes like to take the nike tech of the boy that they’re snapping or shagging behind a bush.

Neds enjoy getting drunk in fields or parks etc and like to fling fireworks at people during the autumn/winter months. In summer you will always see many neds at places like balloch or trnsmt. Try not to look at a bed or else they’d try to start a fight with you.
“your such a ned mate.”
Who the fuck dae you think yaer talking tae???”

“Send arse pics”
“Ahaaa i was in yer maws bed last night.”

Yer da sells avon.”
“Mate look at the fuckin state of you you’re a fuckin goff man.”
“Your a mad poofter mate ahhahahahah.”
by kazeeem December 22, 2022
mugGet the nedmug.

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.
by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023
mugGet the Ned Flandersmug.

ned millar

by Snitch King August 15, 2019
mugGet the ned millarmug.

ned i bet ten i b ore oj

Ned i bet ten I b ore oj is the president

Joe Robinette biden name written backwards. It refers to biden betting his friend ned that he is a preop transsexual (ore) that does a lot of business. (Oj)
Ned I bet ten I b ore oj, ( while trying to castrate any kids that aren't aborted)
by Joshamaphone May 10, 2023
mugGet the ned i bet ten i b ore ojmug.

Dirty ned

by Bigboined November 6, 2020
mugGet the Dirty nedmug.

nedding

Actively working against hitting the family trait easter-egg in the game teamfight tactics, effectively blueballing twitch chat.
mr nedpool is nedding again
by AtomicWar March 17, 2025
mugGet the neddingmug.

Ned

Someone with no sense of knowledge or sense.

Its a word not a name
by Huh? Im smart. May 10, 2021
mugGet the Nedmug.

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