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Cookie Hooks

Me: *Reaches for Christmas dessert platter*
Mom: Get your damn cookie hooks away from that, those are for after dinner!
by Slim_Dikkenz September 19, 2021
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Shit Hooks

Your hands , finger , that Wipes your ass
Bird done got the Rona !! Cause ole Bird done put his face in places , and couldn’t keep his “Shit Hooks “ washed

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Miss Katie Payne
by K. PAYNE August 26, 2022
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Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Dutch hookah

I gave her the Dutch hookah while she was sleeping with her cpap on
by Intensewrench December 23, 2023
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Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap
I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping
by Intensewrench December 23, 2023
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eggs on hooks

The most saggy, terrible, worst looking breasts ever seen. Could possibly cause blindness or retnal detachment.
After La-sha breastfed all 8 children, she suffered from the worst case of eggs on hooks the doctor had seen, as a result she was elligible for imediate implants surgery.
by snotty monkey February 26, 2010
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