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hooker baiting

Best played in SE Asia, preferably drunk - it's more fun.

Before playing you must have a false name, job and basic story behind you. The more ridiculous the better.

Players should go to a hostess bar or red light area pretending they want to buy sex.

When hookers approach you watch as they try their best to sell themselves to you. In return players should be rude, obnoxious and take the piss our of said hookers.

The winner is the one that keeps the hooker at the table the longest.
Roger (the arms dealer): Let's go to the four floors of whores (Singapore) and do some hooker baiting

Humphry (the Afghan terrorist): OK sounds good.
by Roger the arms dealer July 12, 2009
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Hooker slit

A unnecessarily long slit in a skirt or dress. Usually reserved for women who shouldn't be wearing such things.
I could see that fat bitch's panties through her hooker slit.
by Piavenger July 22, 2011
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hooker

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.
Look at Chris working at McDonald's for such a shitty wage. What a hooker.
by HATT August 10, 2006
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hookeritch

The result of a hooker picking up the wrong trick and getting crabs or any other STD that may cause an itching, burning, or general feeling of discomfort.
That crackhead gave me the hookeritch.
by 2A 3K April 6, 2008
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HOOKERELLA

IMA CALL U HOOKERELLA BC WE KNOW U AINT NO CINDERELLA
by nicolett3113 June 1, 2011
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Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
by lechevres November 16, 2011
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Hookertary

An administrative assistant who is employed for reasons not related to his/her clerical or professional skills.
OMG Did you see what the hookertary is wearing today? Is it pole dancing Friday again?
by Echination January 14, 2015
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