asian male handicap

the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.

A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.

by genericAM September 1, 2006

Headies

Can also refer to a particular type of Hand-Blown Glass smoking pipe. Usually one-of-a-kind, very intricate, and typically quite expensive.
(Other spellings: headdy, heddy...)

The price of headies, is usually quite excessive.

by none October 28, 2003

headies shop

Where one goes to buy "tobacco pipes" i.e. bowls and "water pipes" i.e. bongs. Also available for purchase are a variety of other smoking accessories, such as rolling paper, vaporizers, and an assortment of odd smoking devices. One must be 18 to enter such a glorious establishment.

Dude, I have a ton of weed; let's go to the headies shop and pick up a bowl to smoke it out of!

by One high motherfucker May 27, 2009

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011

handicam

One of the leading brands in video cameras, manufactured by Sony. This camera is used in making many porn videos and gained fame via the casting couch series of adult videos.

I used my handicam to make a sex tape.

by Cameltowing October 17, 2013