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pearl harbor

When you hoist up on the walls of a bathroom stall and hold yourself up. Then you bomb your shit into the toilet, hoping to hit your target. Best done in a non-handicap stall.
Bobby got a hall pass from his teacher and left the classroom. On his way to the bathroom, he remembered that it was December 7th. In honor of Pearl Harbor Day, Bobby opted to commemorate the occasion in a special way. He hoisted himself up on the walls of the bathroom stall, holding him self up with his ripped abs. Bobby let his missiles loose in a glorious Pearl Harbor, all but one missing the target, leaving a royal mess around the toilet. It was so bad, that Bobby had to sneak into the next stall to clean himself up. As he left the stall, he heard Mr. Garrison scream, "what the hell?" Bobby reminded him that it was Pearl Harbor day and together they shared a moment of silence in remembrance.
by Aardvark Nineteen February 15, 2017
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harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.
Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.
by carrieparker December 30, 2008
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harbor fright

Describes da terror you feel when first trying out a tool from da infamous-for-crappy-quality "big red, white, and blue" hardware store, knowing dat said implement might likely break or malfunction "right out of da box".
My best friend was buying me a gift card for my birthday, and offered me a choice of several major retailers; I told her dat any store other than Harbor Fright would be fine.
by QuacksO November 2, 2023
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harbored

(of a ship or its crew) moor in a harbor.
"he might have harbored in San Francisco"
by Arminkshipper January 1, 2025
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Victor Harbor

Victor harbor is the place you go to live for your last days, a place of peace and resting. You move to Victor to die peacefully when on your last legs
by DarrenTyl95 July 7, 2022
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Oak Harbor

A small town that is not even a town, but a village in north west ohio. its neighbor Port Clinton has a bunch of white trash and thinks they are the best at everything. Oak Harbor High thinks that they are a football school when in reality Softball and Soccer are the best sports there. It consists of Fuckboys, whores, two faced people, emo people, and people who play fetch and bark in the hallways. dont forget about the nicotine addicts and the stoners. Keston is the coolest person at school and his whole friend group. oh and Will is the professional pizza maker of Oak Harbor and Andan is the professional Ice Cream maker of Oak Harbor
by bean rubb July 25, 2022
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Benton Harbor

(synonym: Ball Harbor) A small town located in southwest Michigan near Lake Michigan. Filled with talent, good vibes and high styled fashions. The epitome of making something out of nothing, and turning that nothing into a good thing.
I’m headed to Benton Harbor/Ball Harbor for a good time tonight.
by lalw.24 February 17, 2022
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