Hipster Barista Queef

Someone who serves artisan roasted coffee by day and drinks only micro brews by night.

Steve is such a hipster barista queef. I’m sick and tired of hearing about the latest microbrew he wants everyone to try.

by Hamper Hunter May 21, 2021

spazz hamster

A kid, normally a teenager, who spazzes out over any little obsession they have including, but not limited to, anime characters, guys, musicians, or smurfs. Some traits are as follows: high pitched voices, hyperactivity and adorableness.

Morgan sat leafing through the manga in absolute silence. Without warning, she began bouncing up and down in her seat, jabbing her finger down at a depiction of her favorite anime character as she squeaked, "oh my gosh! He is so cute! I want to marry him! I can't believe he's not real!!"
"Gosh Morgan, you spazz hamster, calm down." Annie replied, giving her a sidelong glance.

by Shadow_violist May 22, 2008

to hipsterize

To impose the hipster culture on someone.

The guy started to hipsterize everyone at the party.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

idea hamster

Someone who generates ideas (about anything) as tirelessly as a hamster generates squeaks from the hamster wheel. NB, speaks to quantity moreso than quality.

"Paul is a crazy idea hamster; he gave me at least 4 plot bunnies."

by ASG-QA-S7 November 9, 2013

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Holding the Hamster

verb: To have an erection

"Dude, I was totally holding the hamster all night, hoping to bang this chick, but nothing happened."

by psychoturkey April 11, 2010

anti-anti-hipster

a person who has an antagonistic perspective towards people who have an antagonistic perspective of the qualities or people who are associated with hipsterdom, i.e, a subculture, lifestyle or perspective that values the obscure and the ironic; and fetishizes the authentic.

someone who is against or hates on people who are hating on other people who are trying to be original by surrounding themselves with obscure or ironic things.

I must be an anti-anti-hipster because I am so sick of all of these people hating on hipsters

by yehyehyehyehyehyehyehye March 9, 2013