hambus

A surprise handjob under the table at a restaurant or on the bus

I was just talking to this chick and she started hambussing me under the table!

by Rhusty914 April 27, 2023

hampshire

last name of cunts

ethan hampshire is such a cunt

by hampshire hater 002 May 7, 2023

Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Hampshire

A bunch of inbred cunts whos only relevance and beauty came from the isle of wight, the inbred little femboys had the whole fucking southern Mainland backing their petite pale asses up and they still lost the Isle Of Wight in the home rule Campaign

Hey bro, heard of Hampshire? What a bunch of muppets

by BasedNationalist February 13, 2024

Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013