I just got back from the gym and Sonja dropped my shorts and started sucking my cock. Guess she didn't mind the half sour.
by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017
Get the Half Sourmug. When masturbating, holding back for too long and then letting go, only to find that you've missed the orgasm, but still ejaculated. Disappointing, all the work but none of the reward.
by ()*%^$#@&! April 4, 2006
Get the half-gasmmug. by jd May 2, 2004
Get the half sackmug. A sibling who you do not have the same parents as. HALF siblings either have the same mother only, or the same father only.
by Fame Hungry June 17, 2009
Get the Half Siblingmug. Someone who actively decides to do less than their best because either they don't care or they feel the task doesn't deserve the time it would take to do a good job.
"Joe, are you going to put much time into your progress report?"
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
"Naw, I'm gonna half-ass it, cause nobody will EVER read it anyways".
"Joe, you're such a half-asser".
by Tanner August 31, 2004
Get the half-assermug. upon climax (either self-induced through masturbation, or with a partner) one covers half of the penis hole with the thumb to increase internal pressure in an effort to maximize the velocity and thus distance of the ejaculate.
by hairy potter July 10, 2004
Get the half capmug. (noun). The pursuit or practice of working in a manner that is predictably subpar in quality, effectiveness, and timeliness.
Garythomas duncan continues his half-assedness in the computer and IT field; therefore, IT effectiveness for the company has dropped significantly over the past four quarters.
by K Numen December 13, 2008
Get the half-assednessmug.