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Grandpa white

Grandpa white is a stinky faggot that drives around in a van passing out jolly rancher's That make men fall asleep do he can shit on there chest and make them fart on his dick.
Grandpa white why dose my ass always hurt after I eat your special home made jolly ranchers And why do you have a jolly ranchers tattooed on your palm .
by Bakersfield Buck June 30, 2018
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grandpa dooley

a person who drives or does anything in general extremely extremely slow and even stops completely at yield signs & gets beeped at constantly because they drive so slow & their not old at all they just act like it!
come on Mick pick up the pace your driving like grandpa dooley!!
by Bosslady2417 May 21, 2023
mugGet the grandpa dooleymug.

Grandpa Bean

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.
by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009
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weather grandpa

(weather grandma for a woman): an offensive term for a person who is always quetching about, as the name suggests, the weather.
I decided to coin the term weather grandpa based on my personal observation that it's mostly old grumpy grandmas and grandpas that quetch about the weather. Not only that,but everybody hates a weather grandpa especially when the person doing the complaining doesn't understand that they can't do a rat's ass about the weather.
by Sexydimma February 5, 2017
mugGet the weather grandpamug.

Grandpa

somebody with insane amounts of knowledge, don't use wikipedia, use your fucking grandpa to give your shitty answers that only your grandpa will know
Richard: Grandpa, is wikipedia bad?
Grandpa: oh yes it fucking is
Richard: what is a dick
Grandpa: you
Richard: oh my god so fucking true
by how is every name taken August 9, 2023
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Money Grandpa

Nickname for George Washington, because he’s on the dollar bill
by JarvisBanned February 1, 2021
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Grandpa Shucking

The act of gambling for the right of ownership of old people, mainly men.
"Why do you always have so much food?" "Grandpa Shucking, man. I got loads of old people."
by #apples November 23, 2016
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