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Gonzales

A city in Ascension Parish which is OBVIOUSLY in Louisiana. It is located near Baton Rouge, the capitol of Louisiana. Gonzales is the Jambalaya Capitol of the WORLD! It is about an hour away from New Orleans.
Population:

1970 4,512
1980 6,891
1990 7,003
1994 8,565
1999 8,648
2006 8,899
2007 9,633
Let's go to Gonzales.
by XOXOMaddy December 27, 2008
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Godzilla Tail

A abnormally long and thick penis that is some what reminiscent of Godzilla's tail.
I won't be seeing Bill again, he took his pants off and had a Godzilla Tail for a cock!
by MPH_Janitor September 20, 2011
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pedro gonzalez

slang word for an individual who constantly acts like a little bitch. derived from the old actor Pedro Gonzalez who allegedly perpetuated negative mexican stereotypes and was "a bitch" to his people
He used to party, then he started acting all pedro gonzalez
by StopBeingaLittlePedro June 18, 2010
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Madeline Gonzalez

the most gorgeous, care free girl you will meet. she is super sweet and flat out hilarious. she has beautiful eyes and is absoloutly amazing! you will never find a better girl than her! girls want to be her. guys want to be with her.
"That girl is so funny and gorgeous. Her name must be Madeline Gonzalez!"
by Bay&Madeline<3 August 20, 2011
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Jesús Gonzalez

Its the less offensive version of Jesus Christ

It's the Crap to Shit

The Dang to Damn
Monica:"Jesús Gonzalez those shoes are beautiful!!"

Lindsey:"Yeah I know, originally $1250 but they were 75% off at Dillards so, they were only like $312.50"

Monica : "OMG you practically stole those shoes!!"
by jhanna14 December 10, 2011
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Speedy Gonzales

When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."
She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales
by Ultimeatum October 16, 2020
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St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs
Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!
by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016
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