playing the pink guitar

Masturbation, jacking off.

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.

by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008

guitar hero fingers

from playing guitar hero excessively and having the joints in your fingers are sore and stiff and hard to move.

another side effect from guitar hero is
guitar hero tripping

guitar hero enthusiast: my god freebirds a bitch!
gave me guitar hero fingers, ouch!

by BE_PREPARED! August 26, 2007

the retards at guitar.com

this first article here just pisses me right off. The fact that he says jimmy page sucks makes me wonder: has this fuckin retarded hater ever picked up a guitar? before you start bashing these bands, and they are influential bands, please id like to hear some of your crazy guitar playing skills. Kurt Cobain knew he wasnt an great guitar player, he didnt strive to be one, but his are anything but meaningless. and jimi hendrix. he was an extrordinary guitarist. Radiohead is awesome, the thing im trying to figure out is, how it is you think jimmy page sucks, yet you love radiohead, according to your standards, your favourite band should be a superpowered one consisting of victor wooten, neil peart, joe satriani, yngwie malmsteen, and jack black, who is an amzing singer despite his choice of material. All in all, if your gonna criticise these bands the way you have, id like to see your amazing band in concert sometime at red rocks. Id also like to point out that avril lavigne is not punk and never was, for any of those confused, shes can sing, ill give her that. As for Atreyu, to me, if every single word is screamed and completely unintelligible, thats not singing, and the drummer does not make up for it with his few understandable words. My Chemical Romance has gone completely mainstream and i cant distinguish between the singer and the bride in that music video. Thats all i have to say.

the retards at guitar.com dont exist, but there is one retard who made this thread

by bassman793 May 17, 2006

GMtactics

having no pity : merciless, cruel

SB Participant >>
GM do you knw wot my prob is?

GMtactics - >>
spelling?

by c0matose April 2, 2010

Guitartistry

A combination of the words Guitar and Artistry.
Used in reference to someone's guitar playing skills.

Can be used in most situations.

I don't know where Dave got that guitartistry. He was all over the place during that solo.

Susan needs to work on her guitartistry. I think my ears are bleeding.

by Minimcbeef June 21, 2010

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017