cunt gimp

An idiotic character that displays cuntish behaviour while wearing various masks, usually that of a pig or goat, also known as silly cunt or gimpy

Fuck off you cunt gimp of society

by Cuntgimp February 23, 2017

river gimp

A river gimp is someone who flips it on a catfish. That catfish thinks they’re going to get the prey, but the river gimp gets the last laugh.

Jesus I was trying to use his photo to score her but he river gimped me

by Dirtbag920 December 17, 2017

Tory Gimp

The sub-human equivalent of a "Turkey Voting For Christmas".

Friend: "I hear Boris won the election"
Me: The country is full of Tory Gimps mate, it's t like Turkeys voting for Christmas. Tragic mate, tragic.

by Side order of gammon December 17, 2019

Papal Gimp

When you are in the basement of your friends house but only come out on Sunday.

“John Henry was very excited to get out on Wednesday, because as the papal gimp he usually only gets out on Sunday”

by kellyhasabowl July 2, 2021

Page's Gimp

Page's Gimp is commonly known as a person who will go to many lengths to look impressive, good, and worthy towards another person or group of higher social standing. This is usually due to their need to ascend in the ranks of their workplace, school, or society in general.

Tom: shall we go for a cigarette Saddam
Saddam: i've just had one but yes of course let me get mine

Nat (thinks to himself ): Saddam is such a Page's Gimp

by rizzzi5445 October 18, 2013

1 Pump Glump

A man who is so beta that it only takes one stroke of his penis before he busts a load

Girl 1: "I slept with John last night"
Girl 2: "How was it?"
Girl 1: "Bad, John is a 1 Pump Glump"
Girl 2: "Thats tough"

by My Parents Died April 27, 2022

gimper

A knee from one person targeted at another's leg on the outside above the knee but below the hip.

Dude,that gimper you gave me last night really hurt.

by Donk Man January 17, 2006