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Fuckery

John: Mane, Sheila just busted my windshield!
Jermaine:Bruh, she always with that FUCKERY
by The_QueenE February 7, 2015
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Fuckery

fuh-ker-ree} n. 1. Total bullshit. 2. A complete and utter shit show. 3. The Emergency Department admissions process.
"I have to enter their information in three different places, put stickers on 50 pieces of paper and then go try and get DOB from a junkie trying skip after getting his blue ass Narcanned? What kind of fuckery is this?"
by South Hill Billy September 20, 2018
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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Fuckery

Strange yet intriguingly sexual or provactive witchcraft.
"WHAT SORTA FUCKERY IS THIS!?"
As the witch takes off her black robe wearing all black Victoria secrets casting a spell abraca dadra. Now kiki is born
by Fuckeverythingisfake September 8, 2019
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Speci-Fuckery

When the fuckery is specific to the situation, or easily spotted in the environment.
There was a horrible car accident on 120th street. The local news couldnt figure out what caused it.... However... The speci-fuckery was that some dumb ass decided to hop out of their car and dance in the middle of the intersection .
by Hold'nTbeHeadboard August 8, 2018
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Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.
My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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fuckery

1. As in a place, a place for, art of, condition of, quality of. where some thing (noun) happens.

For Instance: Bakery- where things are baked. Fishery - a place where fish are raised or protected or harvested. Hatchery - a placed where things are hatched or brooded.
so the word Fuck is noun-ified and given place.

2. Absurdity, nonsense, or foolishness implied by the use of the word.
1, Similar to: Bakery- where things are baked. Fishery - a place where fish are raised or protected or harvested. Hatchery - a placed where things are hatched or brooded.
Example: An Insurance Rejection of Claims Department is a - A dealership Auto Repair Billing Department is a - Human Resources, Accounting, SysAdmin, Academic Oversight Committee, almost any Department of Motor Vehicles, both houses of Congress, the Bureau of Land Management, Texas, a whore house, jails and penitentiaries, middle school, high school; is/are generally considered a -

2. "I'm in the middle of this important task and the three morons tried to turn the room into a general fuckery."
"He got drunk/mad/angry and changed a quiet dinner into a fuckery for everyone."
"She is a master of fuckery."
"He is three thousand cubic feet of fuckery on two feet."
by El Viejo Orijinal December 18, 2013
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