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fucking fucker fuck 

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.
Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!
fucking fucker fuck by Nitemarish September 2, 2009

Crap-Fucker 

When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.
"SABRINAAAA!! WTF stop moving my things, I'm going to smack you in the face you CRAP-FUCKERRR!!!!!"
Crap-Fucker by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008

mother fucker titty sucker two ball bitch! 

This is how we said it at my (five) elementary schools in California, c. 1978-1985.
If some girl at recess was on MY monkey bar, or stole my Members Only jacket from the Lost & Found, or popped my water weenie, my best friend called her out like this and there could be a fight after school: “MOTHER FUCKER TITTY SUCKER TWO BALL BITCH! insert name, e.g. TINA MAMA’s IN THE KITCHEN COOKING RED HOT SHIT!”

Corny ass mother fucker

When you get corn cob stuck in your ass you are a corny ass mother fucker
Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)
jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)
pickle fucker by love-bruises March 8, 2007

couch fucker 

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.
Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!
couch fucker by diksenormous May 26, 2006