Fuck me eyes

“Dude some chick just gave me the signature Jacob muse fuck me eyes
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Fuck Me Pumas

n. That specific white pair of Pumas gay guys wear in Czech porn while getting fucked in the ass.
I'm wearing my fuck me Pumas to let him know I bottom on the first date.
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fuck me daniel

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by daniel eat my ass January 21, 2021
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fuck me in the heart

An exclaimation of suprise or shock. Term of dismay.
When the IRS fined him $300 for under-reporting $3.45, he exclaimed, "Well fuck me in the heart!".
by GeeBird January 23, 2007
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fuck me day

A day in which to ask your friend to have sex with you but not have it mean that you "like" them.

fuck me day occurs on April 15th.
Hey would you like to fuck is fuck me day
by sammy_boi April 15, 2018
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Fucks Me Off

The feeling you gets when you see something nice you can'take afford
by Dianney August 25, 2015
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fuck me to tears

A declaration of a desire to have painful sex.
What sensitive people request when they wish to fall asleep crying into their pillow.
An utterance of dismay.
A cry for help.
A vulgar version of have sex with me till I cry.
I showed Sally my dick, she exclaimed fuck me to tears!
by jsd9632 January 19, 2012
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