Bauman freekout

A fit characterized by violent arm flailing and an irrational sense of rage.

Little wanted to drive his brothers car and a Bauman Freekout insued.

by Ben Segal February 26, 2008

chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.

Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"

by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014

freedom

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.

My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.

by luke! June 10, 2004

freedom night

A night after breaking up with a significant other involving alcohol and random hook-ups. A celebration of being free.

After that bastard, I needed a freedom night.

by Haley N March 26, 2008

freeloady

Someone who always manages to cop a buzz, get drunk, e.t.c. without ever providing any "party favors" or even chipping in financially.

Joe is such a freeloady! Every weekend the rest of us finance his habits!

by BoiseBoltfan August 7, 2010

Freedom Wank

When a relationship is dead & buried, release those feelings of sadness & heart break...
Knock out a freedom wank & celebrate a new chapter, the return to single, the return to FREEDOMMMMM!!!

Note: Think of someone hotter than your ex.

Guy 1: Dude, are you o.k? You were totally depressed about splitting up with your ex.

Gut 2: Man I'm cool! I knocked out a Freedom Wank & now I am FRRREEEEeeee! Yeeee haaaaa!

by Fake_SJB October 15, 2010

freedom soda

a french variant of italian soda. consists of torani syrup, soda water, ice, and milk.

The "freedom" moniker is used because calling it "french" would be unamerican.

Like the freedom enjoyed by this drink's namesake, Freedom Soda is best made from borrowed talent (ie, stolen ingredients)

A: hey R, did you check otu the cherry vanilla freedom soda?
R: yeah, it was the bomb

by wowallthegoodnamesaretaken October 20, 2010