flouggh

when it's 9 in the morning, you haven't had your coffee, and someone is very excitedly telling you about the blockchain

She launched into crypto talk, and I just sat there in flouggh.

by burchive September 13, 2025

Ahh Fluggit

when something happens and you go to swear and say 'fuck it', but you change the word at the last minute because there are people in the room (like your mother or your boss) who may be offended.

Ahh Fluggit - this damn photocopier is not working again!!!

by Fluggery Fuggins August 2, 2010

Lance Flugelhorn

Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.

Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.

by CatTrainer1974 April 19, 2011

Muckle flugger

(Aussie slang) An annoying fly

These damn muckle fluggers are everywhere!

by JeskaM May 11, 2018

GLUG FLUG

The act of throwing someone with your head

"fuck you kyle"
"DOTH THOU CHALLENGE ME TO A GLUG FLUG"

by kkkkkkkkkp July 31, 2019

Tea Flug

A way of saying Nigger

This Tea flug guy is a fucking nigger i cant believe him

by Jaden* October 21, 2021

Rusty fluegelhorn

Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.

First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.

"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"

"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."

by Sk!n August 30, 2024