Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

fluttertwat

a woman's vagina, that has extremly long lips that look like they could fly a kite. used as an insult.

"FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING FLUTTERTWAT!"

by kynukka for life October 17, 2008

Fluttercunt

When someone closes or flutters their eyes whilst talking, presumably to show how intelligent they are.

When someone is so up their own ass that they close their eyes to make a point during a conversation, making them look like they have epilepsy.

Guy 1: So what did you think about the discussion on global warming last night?

Guy 2: I try <flutternot to engage in such trivial discussions about the inevitable.

Guy 1: Dude, don't be such a fluttercunt.

by jboneh February 19, 2010

Futterbuttkin

Same use as "fucker","bitch",or "shit head".

Damn you stupid futterbuttkin.

by king keef February 1, 2009

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018