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Brown Florentine

While it may sound like a tasty drink from Starbucks, ordering one would be an embarrassing mistake. A Brown Florentine is a variation on the menudo sexual act. During the act of sex the male inserts his penis into the women's vagina and proceeds to reach his hand (full fisted) into her anal cavity where he then commences jerking himself off through the membrane that separates the vagina and rectum.
Hey Clay. I heard you gave Lynn the Brown Florentine last night.

Yeah, I almost made it to the small intestine. Maybe next time.

(high five)
by DominatHER May 27, 2008
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Flores

an exotic island in East part of Indonesia or West Melanesia, Pacific Oceania. this Island named by Portuguese in 16th century as Cabo De Flores (The Cape of Flower). People in this Island mixed by Portuguese and Native Melanesian blood and they have family names like Fernandes, Parera, Rodrigues, etc. By the culture, they have connection with Portuguese Culture, and Physically they look like Brazilian, Puertorican, and Mexican.
Stanger : Hey sweety, Are you a Mexican?
Flores Girl : Nah, I'm from FLores Island, Indonesia (or Flores Island, West Pacific).
by Ghetto Lingo March 21, 2016
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flome

to be kicked out of a place for having a terrible stench
Last night me and kizzle were at da club man and the bouncer threw this guy out because he was wearing a saucony that smelt like shit
by CHROME September 15, 2003
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Flare jeans

the best jeans ever. flare jeans (also known as bell-bottoms) originated in the 70's, briefly came back in the 90's, and are currently out of style due to the popular "fashionable" mainstream skinny jeans. people that wear bell-bottoms tend to also stand out, be creative/artsy, have an optimistic outlook on life, and/or have old-fashioned, unique, groovy taste.
Teeny Bopper: "OMGGGG!!1!1!!!!! WhY dO yOu WeAr FlArE jEaNs?? SkInNy JeAnS aRe WaY mOrE hOtTeR!!!

Me: Whatever. Flare jeans are way cooler than you'll ever be.
by Key Lime :D July 19, 2010
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Florence, SC

Visiting Florence...

I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.

This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.

And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!

When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.

We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?

You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?

And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.

No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!

It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
by I live there. July 28, 2010
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solar flares

Origin: teenage boys summer camp sports event. The sport of lighting farts in a darkened cabin. Longest, brightest wins overall. Best of class can include categories such as color (yellow for sulfur, blue for the rarer methane-producers.) Other categories such as least-singed butthairs are rarer and judged less often, primarily because someone has to be designated as counter of singed butthairs and that requires a strong magnifying glass and an even stronger stomach or a perverted interest in men's butts.
The kids at Hihowahya Summer Camp were caught playing "Solar Flares" and were given kp duty for three weeks, which was stupid as their stay at camp was for fourteen days only.
by Luigi January 14, 2005
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Florentina

A very sexy person with many bitches on her dick. Still, she stays celibate, and faithful to our lord. She possesses a fat cat and will run after cats and ducks if she spots them in public.

Uses „yourmom,, frequently.
Wow, who’s that girl in the lake?
Is she stealing a duck?
Must be a Florentina.
by Your44mom1 May 31, 2021
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