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Felt

Very strange band from the 1980's. Helmed by recluse Lawrence Hayward, they released a lot of albums in a relatively short period of time. Most of the songwriting credits go to Lawrence and Maurice Deebank, the lead guitarist.

Their music is alternately silly and strangely appealing. While apparently they had some sort of cult following, none of said following has tried to copy their sound; on first listening the harmonies seem completely awkward, although it makes kinda more sense the third or fourth time around.

Not well-remembered by today's indie kids, but nevertheless deserves a listen, if only as a curiosity...
Felt was an indie band from England.
Felt is also the name for the collaboration between emcees Slug and Murs. Slug is the dude from Atmosphere.
by anon123456677777 April 4, 2010
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Fleetwood Mac

verb. fleet-wud mak

The act or intent of committing a sexual liaison; or to pursue thoughtlessly, or court a band mate, often to the detriment of the stability of the band.

i.e. The Thompson Twins, Berlin, Missing Persons,Ike and Tina, The Breakfast Club (Madonna's First band), etc.
"I can't believe the new bassist tried to Fleetwood Mac the singer."

Rule No 2. (Rule No 1. is show up for practice on time) Thou shall not commit Fleetwood Mac. It will inevitably destroy the band and is considered amongst the highest sins.
by Phuckn February 16, 2012
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feltching

1) Gay men who use allegedly gerbils in their anal sex. The gerbil is supposed to asphyxiate and the death spasms are considered pleasurable. Possibly meant as an allegory on the supposed selfishness of Gays.

2) Man who drinks cum out of anothers ass.

3) A process used by (medeival) blacksmiths of dipping heated metal from a forge repeatedly in water to facilitate fast casting/tempering.

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An Unlikely Urban Legend has Richard Gere as a frequent hospital bound victim of feltching accidents.
After Fletching, followed by more Anal Sex, the Gerbil was pushed above <insert celebrity here>'s rectal Shelf and could only be removed at a hospital.
by DrWho August 21, 2004
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fleet

In fanfiction a certain, usually slash, pairing is referred to as a ship.

Fleet is a natural extension of this, a group of ship sites sharing a single main access site form a Fleet.
The 'Severus Snape Slash Fleet'
by illmtl March 14, 2005
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fleatoe

a very small even microscopic penis (about the size of a flea's toe)
kevin has a fleatoe!!!!
by Adam and kevin January 12, 2006
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Fleetwooded

Having a drunken lap dancer spill her entire beer on you at a party.
My friend suffered a horrible ending to his night when a girl fleetwooded him at the after party.
by KingDang May 9, 2010
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feltch dragon

When your feltching a girl and she lights her own fart at the same time
Was watching game of thrones with Mary and got a bit horny and she decided to feltch dragon me
by Sensation69 April 20, 2018
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