Mud flapped

The act of having your balls farted on.

My wife mud flapped me last night.

by nrourk February 10, 2011

flap fungus

Semi-solidified secretions of the vagina resulting in the unfortunate fungal infestation of a sexually-immoral female individual.

Usually mouldy-cheese in appearance and emanates a somewhat foul, musty odour.

"I took home with me a stunning companion from the prestigious Garage nightclub in Glasgow only to find a horrifying harvest of flap fungus lurking..."

by flaplover February 02, 2010

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

by Eaton Holgoode May 27, 2018

Beets on flap

When you got something hanging down below that ain’t doin nothing and you decide to add a little something to it.

Yo, I’m gonna do a beets on flap on you ass, shit.

by Obitch November 11, 2018

jackin flaps

Another typical way of describing a women masturbation. just like a guy jackin dick, Jackin Flaps is jackin it with a womens vaginal flaps.

Jenny was Jackin Flaps in her bathroom upstairs during the party last night.

by The Stuffinator Knowhow March 06, 2015

scab flap

Partially removed scab, creating a flap of scab. Or, an extremely dirty person not worthy of replying to.

That girls so dirty, she nothing but a scab flap.

by Matt_A_ October 01, 2018

camel flap

when a mans junk shows through their clothing.

A bad name to call someone

When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence

dude your camel flap is showing, cover that shit up!

dave, your a camel flap!

zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha

by misterkdogg October 27, 2008