self-deprecating selfie-taking
by 🅰️ December 7, 2024
Get the selfie flagellation mug.A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.
I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.
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Get the flabercated mug.by fagesite#1 December 6, 2006
Get the fagesite mug.One who goes on and on about how fat they are when they really don't need to lose any weight at all. Flabers commit the sin of 'flabbing', i.e. talking about how fat they are when they're practically anorexic. Flabers can be seen at the gym working out even though they have perfectly toned abs and furiously jogging with severely determined looks on their skinny faces. These people need to stop whining and just accept that they look fine and that they are in really good shape. SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
I imagine young Hollywood starlets to be such flabers with their private trainers and all.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
Benny keeps flabbing, it's really starting to piss me off.
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