Felting

The act of turning a human being into a rug, similar to what some would do with a bear.

Gavin caught Cal felting that young woman the other night.

by Love to Felt November 21, 2024

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

ferping

The act of Eiffel towering someone’s head by drilling a hole in the back of the skull for one person to put their dick into such that it can fuck the brain. Then proceeding to have two men insert their penises into the head, one through the mouth and another through the drilled hole, allowing the tips to be moving in opposite directions inside the head of the drilled individual.

Yeah, me and Thomas were ferping Connie the other day.

by ThoseWhoKnowSigmaBalkanRage March 1, 2025

Fartington

person that farts alot, usually a dude, female rarely (0.000000000000000000000000000000000009% of happening 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

that guy is a fartington!

by john pseudonyayayyayaya dangit January 23, 2026

Ferking

Fake working. When you are doing anything but working from home, and can pretend to be online via a device.

Friend: "What are you doing at the cinemas. Aren't you suppose to be working?"
Me: "All good, I'm ferking".

by TomTom1969 August 19, 2025

forum farting

The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.

I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.

by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

by elgatoloco January 29, 2014