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Farmer Aidan

Farmer Aidan has done some raunchy stuff. He may flirt with you through “Houseparty” or “Instagram”. He may tell you that he likes you and is interested in you but that is just because, like he said on his Houseparty, “so HMU if you ever want to do anything”.

If you meet Farmer Aiden, hit up your cool Indian friend to expose him for fucking a pig and having a pig son and a pig wife. That Indian friend will tell him to Alpaca his bags and leave you alone.
Farmer Aidan, how’s the piggy family?”
by Flamingodildo June 23, 2018
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Farmer Gucci

The Gucci wear of farmers that usually consists of Carhartt, Wrangler , and Levi
"I got farmer Gucci"
"Do you have any farmer Gucci here"
by Farmerjk May 7, 2019
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The Steamy Farmer

When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.
"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."
by Zvezdislav February 16, 2018
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Cunt Farmer

A gentleman who farms the Cunt. One who likes to sow his seed.
Roger Is a dirty old Cunt farmer always trying to sow his seed.
by Mud Pussy May 7, 2018
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chemical farmer

A person who makes meth
by ThaBlackBerryKush January 13, 2017
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ratchet farmer

A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.
Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here
by Casscangofast March 25, 2020
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weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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