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farming

The act of hanging around public toilets and fishing out turds, particulary those produced by people who one finds attractive.
Bill had spent the afternoon farming at the bogs in Marble Arch. As he took the Tube home he took a peek at the two large logs he had wrapped up in his sports bag.
by Botter December 3, 2003
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dry farming

Humping someone with your clothes on.
Tom and Sara were dry farming.
by John February 26, 2004
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farmington

the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.
believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.
by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004
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Post farming

(verb) The act of particapating in or creating a post farm.

(adj.) Associated with post farms or post farmers.
(verb)
Person 1: That new guy is answering every single topic, but not really saying much.

Person 2: He's probably just post farming.

(adj.)
That post farming noob!
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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farmingdale

a town in which after destoying the rival town of Massapequa, go home and fuck Pequa's women
After Farmingdale won the Nassau County Chanpionship, they went home and ran train on the Massapequa cheerleaders.
by kiefer March 20, 2005
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Fardin

Fardin said “Your white trash
by idkwhkishanis March 19, 2019
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farting orchid

a woman so loose she can not control her queefs during sex.
she looks like the girl next door, but bill said she was a farting orchid
by elac the great October 4, 2011
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