Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 8, 2004

fairy

A male homosexual (rude and derogatory)

Her boyfriend lost his job because he called the manager a fairy.

by Light Joker September 5, 2004

dick fairy

A) A homosexual person; a member of the gay community

B) A person,usually considered to be a male, who is like the tooth fairy but likes dick instead of teeth. This person has probably sucked as many dicks as the tooth fairy has collected teeth. Hence, a dick fairy.

Don't let that kid hit the blunt. He's a fucking dick fairy!

by JhEf April 28, 2010

Fairy Bitch

One who ditches out on everything, and always has an lame excuse for why they can't come. They then also try to make plans later but do not pull through.

Why is he ditching out again and not coming? Well that is because he is a Fairy Bitch.

by Devils Advocit October 23, 2009

twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.

Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008

Seatbelt Fairy

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet

Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"

by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009

failynn

a big idiot and failure

failynn failed her test

by ghuyrtwetgew December 3, 2020